Well its been a while since i wrote in here, so this entry will be a longer one.
Firstly I'd like to have a speel about Foxy Alex's(
www.foxyalex.com ) 21st birthday bash - I am waiting for some pictures from my friend who had a digital camera and will post some tasteful or otherwise approved photos later.
So earlier in the day on the Friday i'd been looking forward to for ages, and saving my liver for for a month odd beforehand, I dragged the gift for the gorgeous girl that is Alex up to her flat. The gift was from myself, my partner and a friend of mine who'd swindled an invite as Alex had said to bring someone fun along. So here I am at retravision in the city collecting the item, a bloody large box which as it turned out was 25kg and not that easy to get a taxi to stop for me. I ended up running through traffic with this box and perseuding the cab driver to still take me tho he said he was finishing - im like its close and it on your way - so he helped me shove it in the boot and we jumped in the cab with everyone honking horns at us. I get to Alex's apartment buzz up and spend about 5 minutes trying to figure out getting me and the box trough the door, and i took so long the lift now wouldnt let me up :( But luckily Alex had come down to meet me, she was all dressed up and look smashingly elegant, black stilletos, black evening dress (could have been lace i dont remember), hair all done up. I felt terribly underdressed I was in jeans, daggy lose tshirt and slip on shoes, no make up or hairdo, and struggling with the box.
Up the elevator into her apartment which already has several people milling about starting the party early. I set the box on the ground and wished alex happy birthday and informed her Id gotten her a stand alone ice maker (so all u boys visiting her can always have cold drinks from now on) Alex has a very social home life, whenever ive been over there theres always quite a few people, usually enjoying some beverages so I thought the was the most appropriate gift. Plus what do you get a girl who throws such a massive party for all her firends and family to enjoy. I set up the machine as more people continuously flowed into the apartment the buzzer going off every 5 min. A few of us stood round and waited for the first ice cubes to be created. Once that occured and a few cherrs when round i took off home to get ready.
The previous day my partner and I went shopping for our outfits, we got shirts from Antwan's. His whilst at a first glance seemed like a rather busy black and white business shirt, on closer inspection was actually a few thousand male figures engaging in all manner of sex acts you could possibly imagine. Mine was a black business styled blouse with silver prints of classic 1950's female on female bondage. The sales lady was fabulous at upselling, and introduced us to a black clincher - its like an underbust corset - and it looked very cool over the shirt - i was umming and arring if i should get it since it was $598 - but my partner liked it so I did.
Back at home getting ready i put on the previously mentioned shirt and clincher with a black knee length skirt nd my signature springy boots and set about doing some dramatic black and white makeup and styling my hair in a 50's movie star look. My partner arrived home from work, got ready and i culled my usual handbag down to this tiny vintage pyramid handbag i had and off we went to meet everyone at 7pm for drinks at cargo bar. Called Alex - change of plans she was runnign late so we walked round to the casino to meet everyone closer to the wharf.
There was some confusion about which boat, which wharf etc, but it all got sorted out and we got underway. Nice cruise ship, open bar, seafood buffet, great mix of people - what an awesome start. I met lots of Alex's friends and some other WL's, one of which was Imogen ( www.imogeninternational.com ) , now Alex had told me earlier Imogen was coming along, and admittedly I was hesitant to meet her. Imogen is high class working lady, and quite a bit more than my price range. I expected her to be a bit snobbish - but she was anything but that. Imogen is a gorgeous, perfectly toned, tanned blonde bombshell, who is so down to earth and friendly - very easy to get along with. Out on the dancefloor - boy can this girl move - we exchanged numbers at the end of the night and will catch up later on!
Partying away eating drinking, chatting enjoying the view, dancing we were having a great time. But Alex had more treats planned.
Strippers! Yay!
there was supposed to be more but some of the ladies didnt show up. So we had 2 gorgeous guys and one very sexy girl to entertain us.
The first guy a fabio look alike buff and tanned strutted his stuff removing item after item of clothing, playing up to Alex who was seated centrally on the dancefloor, draggng some of her family into it for something that whilst only groping was somewhat incestuous. He got all the way down to his undies and was gyrating all over Alex who was getting a quick feel in whenever she had the chance, and not being shy about it or where she was doing it! Down to his birthday suit keeping his hand in place for modesty or being on top of alex so no one could see he concluded his show and we went on dancing again.
Then came the female stripper - Charlie - tally leggy cute brunette who was very flexible and athletic doing the splits and removing her bunny outfit and tantalising Alex with her feathered fan. This girl put on a great show, covering her breasts in hair contitioner whilst standing behing an unsucpecting male then pulling is head back and rubbing herself all over his face. She then got out some white body paint and got Alex to help rub it all over her chest - Alex seemed to quite enjoy this - Charlie then proceeded to make a breast print and autograph it for Alex.
More dancing and drinking by the crowd. Whilst i was sitting down with my partner and some other people having a chat Alex came up and gave us a scratchie ticket. Standard $2 scratchie which i insisted on scratching whilst my partner said we shouldnt since at the moment its still potentially a winner, but once I scratch it it wont have the potential, I argued that it may not be a winner and if it was a winner i wanted to know, he said we should keep it becuase at the moment is was potentially something more, he began to continue and i told him i dont care about schrodingers f**king cat snatched the ticket and scratched it, 2x$50,000 and 2x $5 and 2x what looked like $500. I chucked it on the table pronounce the cat was dead and continued on my drink. My partner picked it up and tapped me and said "i know im very drunk but if im not mistaken that last one is a $50,000 - the ticket is a winner" I looked at it in disbelief - it was it was passed round the table and yep it was a winner. I told Alex i loved her. But by this time my partner had looked at the ticket more closely and on the back the conditions read:
CLAIMING INSTRUCTIONS
winning tickets of $10,000 or more must submit claim form by mail. Claim forms are supplied by santa clause. all winning tickets must be validated by the tooth fairy and conform to her game rules. winning prizes may NOT be claimed anywhere, so forget about it! all winners are losers and must have an excellent sense of humour. Holder must complete this portion of the ticket in invisible ink. THIS TICKET IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
So it was a fake :(. Alex old us that the boat owner had given her one and she got very excited then felt really let down which was really a shitty thing to do to someone on their 21st. I suggested she should accidently spill red wine on his nice white shirt.
so onto the last stripper, Captains outfit, glasses regimented walk in, Sallute to the birthday girl and then the music changed and off he went dancing around ripping off velcro clothing to reveal a very strappy bucked number covering his very fit body. He was the tall dark haired handsome type, and he seemed to be having a great time. Doing things like humping alex's leg, and from the angle of the audience pretty much having his head up her dress. More velcro rips and he is naked. rubbing his bits and pieces on alex but keeping his hand over for his own modesty.
more drinking and dancing then the cruise is over and everyone makes there way by taxi or foot back to Alex's place. Her apartment was packed people drinking talking, CKY on the tv, stereo up loud, people dancing, people dissappearing for stints then returning. After a while of all the goings on and much more alcohol, everything kinda goes hazy and it seems i was quite under the weather and finding the best spot was asleep on my partners chest curled up on the lounge at which time it was decided i should be taken home.
Suicide Girls.
I went to the annandale show of the suicide girls tour, (
www.suicidegirls.com ) essentially, punk pin up girls who do softcore erotic modelling for the web and run blogs etc. We went to see modified girls - bit like myself actually, i got a bit dressed up and made sure i wore and backless top to show off my own tattooed artwork. I found the show disspointing - whilst i did really just expect bit of a fancy amature strip show - this didnt even live up to that. It was essentially, a stage show with girls down to their undies most of which had black gaffatape crosses on their nipples, trying to act in little skits with all the finess of a junior high school production. The outfits were not amazing and how many times can u watch the same 8 girls strip over and over again they yelled into the mic and kept asking who wants to see more boobs. They tried to show they were hardcore by defiling the front 3 rows of the audience, pouring bottle after bottle of beer on them, or spitting beer or water, throwing the occasional bottle into the audience and at one stage a lit cigarette. One girl dressed as a rabbit spat chewed carrot at the audience. Of the 8 girls 2 showed nipples, and only 1 of those had any serious tatooing she also had her nipples pierced, one had 2 tiny tattoos and the others had none.There was no noticable other piercings, or coloured hair, extreme hair do's or makeup or even accessories. The did some badly portrayed bondage scenes, and other little skits i couldnt figure out the plot. Im glad we only paid $40 a ticket not the higher price that was at the metro show. It was still a rip off, i even contemplated leaving early. I think one guy up the back summed it up nicely hed yelled out show us your tats a few times but the last time he yelled out he got a good response from the audience "show us your tats, we didnt come here to see boobs!"
Perhaps i should have went round distributing business cards saying if you'd like to see a girl with piercings and tats.....
