The friendly guys over at
Sex Machines Australia have had a bit of a thing going with a record for the number of women to orgasm at one event without being hypnotised or touched sexually. Thursday, when
Sexpo opened their little running total scoreboard said 0 for Sydney Sexpo. I had to help them with that, I got a certificate for my "trouble" and we took a bunch of photos for proof.
These are the gentlemen manning the stall at sexpo doing their best to get girls to sit down and get off.
This is what they get the girls to sit on. Its a SMA Orgasmachine. It looks much like the Sybian - and comes with all kinds of different attachments depending how much of what you want where. The attachment pictured is the one they were usin at Sexpo - a non penetrative one - since the volunteers are clothed.
I was a bit hesitant, but hey if I get a certificate that's enough to sway me, I went to the bathroom first - just in case. I took of my jacket, glasses and handbag and sat down for a posed photo before they turned the thing on. I think I look a little scared.
Then they turned on the machine, they have a little control dial that sets the speed, and he kept varying it and teasing me as well as saying all matter of filth in my ear. The machine is pretty much a super powered vibrator, industrial strength powered off mains. It'd be pretty difficult not to enjoy it.
It can be a little powerful though, as I got very close to orgasm I was getting a little numb, but it doesn't back off so eventually then inevitable occurred.. and since they didn't switch it off straight away it occurred a few more times as well.
They then helped me to the recovery chair and got me to fill out the details for record keeping purposes.
Doesn't seem to be a bad job, spending all day watching women orgasm.
They don't actually sell this machine however - I asked. They run sex machine parties for private bookings or at swingers clubs.
