Yes. I mostly rip it all out with a fancy little machine and shave the bits that are too sensitive. I use a silicon lotion so its as close as possible and nice and smooth.

 

Yes I drink, my favourites are Verve Clicquot Ponsardin (French champagne) and Brokenwood Cricketpitch (Red variety blend) or a Cointreau, Lime and Soda. I generally prefer red to white wine, and like reds that are a blend of at least 3 varieties, but not including shiraz - I'm not too keen on shiraz.
I do smoke, but only tobacco. I prefer to smoke Nat Sherman's Fantasia or Black & Gold, or letely Dunhill Fine Cut white or Essence Gold. I am in the process of cutting down and eventually stopping smoking - wish me luck!

I don't do either of the above in the company of clients if they prefer it that way, though I am likely to ask if you mind if I smoke at some point, long bookings and good sex tend to make this more likely, you are welcome to decline my request, or send me to the balcony, though I may pout a bit.

Yes all the pictures are me. The dates are shown under each image. Not all images show piercings as they were more recent.

 

I don't believe in charging someone $600+ per hour for a service that includes almost anything they want if they just want a nice standard interaction with me. Basically I have my standard rate and for anything else you only pay for what you want. If you combine fantasies I often just give a rounded price to make it simpler.

No, I'm a business woman as well as a nympho.

 

 

On my birthday, when I do it will say so in the latest news.

All my pictures are published here, in my blog. I do not provide any others. I may do additional shoots in future at my discretion and publish them here. I may do shoots if requested by clients who do reviews of me.

 

5'2" without shoes, 5'6" with :)

 

Yes it is. I build and maintain my own website, and I am very honest about myself and my services. I believe that by being honest about just how I am, people who choose to book me, book me just as I am, because they like how I seem - this way I get to meet people who I will get on better with and have more fun myself. I don't believe in misleading people it only leads to disappointment and frustration.

 

Yep, well for the most part. All the graphics are done from scratch in a 2D program. I got some help with the PHP stuff however.

 

I've decided to include this as I'm always asked, now this is by no means a requirement for your booking, as your booking is about you, and I do very much enjoy a whole bunch of things with different people, everyone has a different vibe. However (in no particular order), I like food sex (to the extreme - messy and slimy - not insertions though), men in suits (top hat and tails is best), belly buttons, men with their necks arched right back (watch out for this one however I get vicious), soft english accents, nerd factor, statisticians, other girls, orgies, wrestling (can be included with the girls and the messy fetish ideally), being told dirty stories along any of the above lines whilst I'm being masturbated and being kissed behind my ears so I get goosebumps.

 

I'm into all sorts - primarily, computers, art and live music. I like reading science texts and science fiction. I like discussing life philosophy, telling dirty jokes and just hanging about having a good chat.

 

See fetishes list 2 questions up.

 

This varies depending who I am with, different people fit together in different ways - what works for 1 wont work for another. That said, generally I like standing up doggie facing a mirror.

 

One of my pet peves is people who don't read, i.e. people who ask me questions already clearly answered on my website , I spend ages making and keeping this thing up to date - so when people ignore it - it shits me.

Alternatively, if you just sms me all the time with chatty messages not queries, I will either not answer or answer in a terse manner, if you call to follow up after about 10 sms in a short period of time, i'll probably not be that friendly on the phone.

If you message me with a Hi or similar when my status is away on msn, I probably won't answer, mainly because if the status is away I'm probably not there, if I see that message when I do come back online and you are offline - i tend to just close the window - if you make a genuine enquiry however I will answer that when I come back to online status even if you are offline.

If you sms or msn message me with illegible chat speak, crude messages or just animated emoticons or nudges I am likely to be rude back or just block you straight up.

If you call or sms me and I have your number saved in my phone with a little note about you being annoying before, or you call ID withheld and I recognise your voice - I may be nice to start but then change tone shortly after.

If you have been a no show, a price arguer or a repeat canceller - I probably won't consider any new enquiry genuine and wont be very helpful.

This may all seem not so nice, but generally I am the sort of person who calls a tool a tool and communicates with them with as mch respect as they tend to show me. Basically if your a jerk - I will be a jerk to you. If you are reading this, you probably don't have to concern yourself greatly as you are unlikely to be in any of the above categories - unless I've already stopped replying to you!

Treat me with respect - and I'll do the same to you.

 

See the following blog entries for details

How did I get into the sex industry???

My First job.....

In and Out...

 

I have devised a little test to check if people are actually look at my site, before they call me. Contact details are on my rates page, in a green box. If people haven't actually looked at my site and scrolled down a bit on the rates page -I don't feel they should be calling me. This FAQ entry is like a second chance I guess. At least you are reading some of my site.

 

I am the only person who answers my phone unless I am driving or similar then I will tell the person near me to answer and just tell the caller I am busy and for them to call back or I can call back when I can. Generally if its answered you are talking to me else you'll be told its not. If it's not answered it means I am not available - I am in the shower, in a booking, asleep, busy or not fast enough to find it in my handbag. Please leave me a message so I can call you back or send me an SMS i can reply to.

 

Actually I no longer have a boyfriend, he got converted into a husband, twice. We live together, he knows well what I do and is very supportive. I am very honest and don't hide things from him or anyone else. I am used to talking freely about my life and all those people in it, I am an open book. If you would like the exclusivity/monogamy role play please inform me when making a booking and I will refrain from speaking openly of my life.

 

No, all services are strictly by appointment, at least 3-4 hours notice is required; but 24 hours notice or more is strongly preferred and you are more likely to get your preferred time. The only exception is my new Girlfriend in the shower service which only requires 30mins notice. Sydney bookings require deposit unless I happen to already be there when you call a few hrs beforehand.

I am generally available 24 hours per day 7 days a week with a suitable amount of notice.

 

I am available for Incalls to a private apartment in Sydney CBD or a private townhouse on the Central Coast.

Generally no. 30 minutes is my mimimum booking length.

 

No. I don't do samples. I am a business woman, not a sexual charity.

 

Yes, I am a business woman. If I ended up seeing everyone for free I'd be very sore and homeless...

Thank you for your concern but I don't have an orgasm shortage. I'm taken care of at home and by full fee paying clients. I don't offer a cash off if I cum scheme.

 

 

I have a younger husband, some young friends and a fine selection of virile young men as regular paying clients - I'm not short on youthful action. That said older guys are usually better in bed because they have realised sex is not just about their penis. Young guys can be just as good with some good training. So I think I've got that all covered.

 

 

Nay matey they don't but if ye be joining me piratey crew as well as being a hearty I may consider it. 'til then fair winds to ye.

 

I charge for my time not for limiting specifics within the time, unless you are after deluxe extras.

For lack of a nicer expression, tit f**king.

 

It is analingus, roseleafing or licking the anus using a latex dam for protection, I do not do this service unprotected.

Yes, I provide all the things we will generally need in the session. Condoms, various lubes, oils, lotions, powder, chocolate body paint, tissues, toys etc....

 

 

 

Only oral sex - giving or receiving. For me to give natural oral on men is an extra fantasy service - please see my service page. Natural oral receiving or giving to women is included in my standard rate.

Part natural, is oral sex without a condom for a short time and not until climax. Full natural is oral sex to climax - facial or swallow as you prefer. You can still have sex, but have to have condom on for penetration but can then pull out and finish orally if you opted for natural french extra.

 

Yes you can if you choose to include the deluxe full natural french option.

Yes I do, if you choose to include the deluxe full natural french option.

Yeh sure why not! It will wash out. I'd like to know if you'd like this when you make the booking so I make sure I have plenty of time before my next booking to fix my hair up again.

 

The Natural French deluxe extra is a per session charge and is as many times and you want or can manage to climax in that fashion.

 

 

No I don't. But I can if it is preferred.

 

Yes, provided you don't have any coldsores.

 

No, not under any likely circumstances. I won't even consider it for less than $1M, even then I'd probably still say no, unless you have an STI screen I put you in a cage for 6 months and test you again - then maybe.

 

Easier to say what i don't! I don't do animals (unless they are the blow up variety) or anything with children (unless you are into adult babies), you can't mark me besides perhaps a little pink from some light spanking, I won't receive brown showers, and I don't not unprotected penetration (vaginal or anal). Basically if its not a big health risk, wont hurt me or illegal its all good.

 

Nope.

 

It may be, but I am very limited to what size I can manage in the interest of not being damaged any further. Availability strongly depends on client size - absolutely must be thinner than a 20c piece as well as depending on my mood at the time. I am unlikely to offer it if I have not seen you a few times before. If anal is something you are totally set on I would highly reccomend my girlfriend Jayde as the anal expert. You could see her alone or she could join us.

 

Maybe, but its much the same answer as the previous question.

 

I allow it, without extra charge but don't include kissing afterwards in the same service if it is done unprotected. If rimming I only do it protected - using a dam.

 

Depends on the size of tool I'm working with - but I do my best!

 

 

Deepthroating is something that varies it's not just size - it's shape and if it's straight or bent or how easily it flexes, since unless adopting sword swallowing position there is a bit of a corner to get round. I don't make guarantees I can deepthroat -only that I try my best.

Like I said it depends on overall shape and flexibility its not a set thing I can give a measurement for...or are you asking in the ideal situation with an item most suited to my match my own physical shape?

Any particular SI units you'd prefer such an estimate to be in? I must admit I am failing to see exactly what the nature of your questioning and disatisfaction of my responses does to determine my quality as a person who overall provides a pleasureable time. Hmm ideal situation about 2.48929013 × 10^-17 lightyears.

As i said about 2.48929013 × 10^-17 lightyears.

Oh no I work in SI units, imperial measurements were phased out in Australia between 1970 and 1988.

Oh yes, quite a collection! Please let me know when booking what kind of items you require! I am always adding to my collection - I have trouble keeping enough batteries in the house though. I always bring 2 or 3 different sized vibrators, a blind fold and some other variety of adult knick knacks all of which are included in my standard service.

 

Yes, but all toys used on myself are to be covered with condoms for hygiene purposes.

 

Yes, definitely if you are gentle and don't injure me!

 

Absolutely - I have more fun if you know what to do with them too!

I will give it, but I can't accommodate it as I don't have the room!

 

Recently I have changed policy on this. With any standard service 1-2 photos may be taken on your mobile phone camera. Additional photos or photos on a "proper camera" may attract a fee depending on content, sharing and usage.

Video is similar in that depedning on how much you want to record, what of, image quality usage and sharing it may attract a fee.

If you are a regular or otherwise special client it is likely I will probably include it without charge.

 

Food sex is involving some culinary delights to the experience. Could be a simple as some whipped cream or chocolate body paint or covering each other head to toe in custard! If your are really keen you could set up a jelly filled kiddie pool in your lounge room and i'll come jelly wrestle with you or your wife or you could book one of my friends to join us as well!

 

I can with enough patient company, or some good toys. But its more of a gush than a spray across the room. I can't guarantee this will happen in any given session - but we can give it our best shot.

 

Yes both - rates can be found in the deluxe extras. I receive neck down only and do not allow directly onto genitals. I give wherever you like however :)

Yes, I don't mind what you do amongst yourselves.

Yes, if Full Natural French was added to the service. Its all much the same to me wherever it comes from. I am also up for snowballing/cum swapping if you are!

Yes I am genuinely Bisexual, and I very much enjoy the time I spend with ladies :)

Not at all. I am very friendly and understanding , we were all new at things once! I am patient and we can take things as slow as you want so you are comfortable. We can have some social drinks first, play strip poker, watch some porn, or play some adult or electronic board or card games to get things moving and calm the nerves. You may find it better for a longer booking so you don't feel rushed. For ladies whose first time it is with other woman, I usually start with a relaxing therapeutic massage that gradually gets hotter and naughtier. The trick when your nervous is to get hornier than you are nervous and let the lust take over. Plenty of shy first timer women have ended up directing the show, saying what she wants to see who do to whom and in what way! I certainly don't mind being dominated by a horny woman and I have never heard her partner complain either.

 

Sure thing, seduction role play is not a problem. I do recommend however that your partner does know the deal, even if she doesn't want to witness the business deal. If she doesn't know and for whatever reason doesn't take to the seduction attempts, is too nervous or just doesn't like me I can't necessarily help that, I try my best but well you can't make people anything, and even if you could I wouldn't do anything against someone's will. If this was the case I would provide a partial refund dependent on how much time we have spent and my travel costs. Basically don't lie to your partner, make the decision to hire my services together, and agree to the seduction, more natural role play. It is a role play, not a way to trick someone you care about, you should always be honest in relationships - secrets can damage them.

 

Yes, if there is 2 people in the room, its a 2 person service -even if one is just watching the show and "entertaining" themselves. Also for practicality the no touch plan usually never works and I don't want to have to spoil the mood by bringing up business at that moment when you partner decides she want you involved too.

 

Absolutely. But for health reason's all toys used on me must be covered in condoms.

 

None whatsoever. As long as you are clean, healthy and not too likely to have a heart attack during the session (joking but serious none the less) I have no qualms about age difference and I am yet to find someone I can't find something attractive about. Be friendly and we'll have a great time together.

 

Yes of course. I'm comfortable with you being interactive amongst yourselves as long as there is still a spot for me to join in too!

Yes, I am screened for STI's monthly, blood, and swabs including throat swabs. I don't indulge in any substance I cant get in a chemist, or the grocery store.

For incalls I require a name and a mobile number.

Hotels require name, room number, hotel name,address and mobile number - I will check the name with reception.

Home visits, require full name,address as well as landline number and to be listed in whitepages. If not, I require name and mobile number as well as address - I will do an ID check on arrival and phone the confirmed information to my security driver who waits for me during the booking.

 

For incalls, I may save your number to my phone incase you call me again, I also keep track of what booking I have done to reward my regular clients with the 4 visit bonus.

No, but you are welcome to.

 

Yes, but I may charge extra for travel.

Yes i tour and will well publicise when I am. It will be in my news, on my tour page, on my MSN note and on FunInAustralia. I am also available for overnight interstate bookings bookings with enough notice, a deposit and paid return airfare.

Yes, please phone to arrange details. Sufficient notice in advance required. I do not travel internationally with client I do not know extremely well.

 

Not vaginally if you can be a little gentle at first, anally it can be a width issue, I don't want to be damaged.

I am happy to see anyone provided they are clean and respectful.

 

Absolutely, however my incall apartments are not wheelchair accessible. I would need to see you in a hotel or at your home. I'd rather see you at your home however, as you will have all the necessary equipment for your mobility.

I am happy to see anyone with varying medical conditions, and it does not phase me at all - we are all people. Provided your medical condition does not increase my health risk, I do not mind at all :)